Introducing the all new Nothing Diet! Guaranteed to help you lose weight, or your money back! Yes, you too can finally lose those unwanted pounds with the Nothing Diet! The Nothing Diet is so easy, even a homeless person could do it!
For the low price of only $4.99 plus $15 shipping and handling, you can get the Nothing Diet. Simply eat Nothing, and you're done! Its so simple! Use this Nothing as a meal replacement for breakfast, lunch, or dinner, or as a tasty snack!
Order Now. Supplies of Nothing are Limited!
Warning: Possible side effects of the Nothing Diet are starvation and death.
Testimonials
JC, Denver, CO : I used to be sooo fat. But now thanks to the Nothing Diet I only weigh 84 pounds. Thanks Nothing Diet!
AW, Philadelphia, PA: I've only been on the Nothing Diet for a month but already people are starting to notice I've lost weight! They must be jealous because they keep trying to get me to eat all these different types of food, but I say “No, thank you. I'm on the Nothing Diet!”
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